It had been a really busy watch, we were all standing around chewing the fat, waiting for the relief to arrive. Suddenly one of the phones rang, Pat the new Jenny answered it:- "Comcen, how can I help you?"
Her face went from bright purple to ashen white in about ten seconds flat, with her hand over the mouthpiece she turned to the L/Wren and said, "There's a guy here say's he's going to kill himself!"
"Gimme the phone, Pat", said the L/Wren, I'll sort it out. She listened for a few seconds and said "Well that depends BIG BOY, Do you like leather? or I could bring a couple of friends and have a gang bang - PISS OFF you creepy Bastard", she screamed and slammed the phone down.
"What made you think he was going to kill himself?" said the L/Wren
"Well he said he was going to toss himself off, and I thought he meant off a building or something".
The Comcen erupted. Poor kid, but she soon learned the meaning of life.