A quiet forenoon on a Leander and a baby tiffy is wandering aimlessly around the workshop flat. He spies a big 'orrible Chief tiff with his hand on the top of the lathe.

The lad cannot believe his eyes as he watches chief slowly drilling a hole through his blackened thumb nail.

"Blimey Chief what are you doing?"

"Well son , what has happened here is that I have twatted my thumb nail with a 4 pound maul which has caused it to bleed under the nail . The pressure of the blood has caused some discomfort and so I am using this small jobber drill to put a hole in the nail to relieve the pressure"

"Doesn't it hurt?"

"Only when I centre punched it!"